By Rick Gualtieri
There are purposes we worry the evening. He's now not one among them.
Bill Ryder was once a dateless geek, slacking his means aimlessly via lifestyles correct up until eventually the day he used to be killed. regrettably for him, that used to be just the start of his problems. He woke up as a vampire, one of many mythical predators of the evening. unfortunately, fangs or no longer, he used to be nonetheless on the backside of the nutrients chain.
Now he unearths himself surrounded via creatures better, deadlier, and a complete lot cooler than he's. Worst but, such a lot of them wish him lifeless - completely this time.
Bill isn't precisely ordinary, although. A vampire like him hasn't been obvious in centuries. He's acquired a number of tips up his sleeve, not likely allies, and an angle challenge that makes him too rattling obnoxious to quit.
Join him during this hilarious story of monsters, mayhem, and the not going hero who's now not afraid to inform all of them off - whether it will get his the teeth kicked in.
Bill The Vampire, ebook one in The Tome of Bill sequence, is a foul-mouthed horror comedy with a bad overbite.
If you like fast moving motion and snappy discussion then you're in for a bloody sturdy time.
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He packed a bag, Mr. Dresden. I think the police will just assume he left his wife and his children. They won’t really look. But he didn’t. He’s not like that. He only wants to make a good life for us. ” I frowned at her. Nervous that maybe hubby has run out on you after all, dear? “Even so,” I said, “why come to me? Why 40 JIM BUTCHER not a private investigator? ” “Because you know about . ” She gestured, ﬁtfully. “About magic,” I said. Monica nodded. “I think it might be important. I mean, I don’t know.
I thought of the corpses at the Madison, and felt green. When I looked up at Monica, she was studying my face, chewing on her lip nervously. She hurriedly averted her gaze. ” I asked her. I shut the door behind us, ﬂicked on the lights. “Oh. No, thank you. ” She stood there, looking at my box of discarded paperbacks and holding her purse over her tummy with both hands. I thought she might scream if I said boo so I made sure to move carefully and slowly, making myself a cup of instant coffee. I breathed in and out, going through the familiar motions, until I had calmed down from my encounter with Marcone.
But he didn’t. He’s not like that. He only wants to make a good life for us. ” I frowned at her. Nervous that maybe hubby has run out on you after all, dear? “Even so,” I said, “why come to me? Why 40 JIM BUTCHER not a private investigator? ” “Because you know about . ” She gestured, ﬁtfully. “About magic,” I said. Monica nodded. “I think it might be important. I mean, I don’t know. ” I asked her. While I spoke, I got a pad of paper out of my pocket and jotted down a few notes. “SilverCo,” she told me.